The name isn't just marketing flair; it’s a direct order. Do Not F*cking Miss (DNFM) is the legendary focus-based pre-workout from Trained by JP. In a world full of "prop-blends" and under-dosed dust, DNFM stands alone as a high-stimulant, high-nootropic masterpiece designed for the serious trainee who treats every session like a sanctioned event.
This isn't about making you jump around like a toddler on a sugar rush. It’s about tunnel vision. DNFM provides a clean, aggressive energy that locks you into the "flow state" where the outside world disappears, and only the iron exists. It’s the pre-workout equivalent of a double shot of espresso and a cold slap to the face, meticulously formulated by Jordan Peters for those who refuse to waste a single rep.
Key Features
The Stimulant Backbone: A potent combination of Caffeine Anhydrous and Infinergy™ (Di-Caffeine Malate) to provide an immediate surge followed by long-lasting energy without the mid-session "crash."
Clinical Cognitive Drive: Loaded with a massive dose of Alpha GPC (50%), known for boosting acetylcholine levels—the "learning neurotransmitter"—for an unparalleled mind-muscle connection.
Adrenaline & Intensity: Features Juniper Berry Extract, which works synergistically with caffeine to increase its effectiveness, keeping you dialled in until the gym lights turn off.
Mood & Focus Enhancement: Includes L-Tyrosine and Theanine to ensure the energy stays focused and productive rather than jittery and scattered.
UK Compliant Power: Formulated to meet UK standards while maintaining the "hardcore" reputation that TBJP is known for worldwide.
Usage Instructions
This is a serious supplement for serious lifters. Approach with respect:
The Dosage: Start with half a serving (check the tub for the specific scoop weight) to assess your tolerance. This is potent stuff; don't ego-dose it.
The Mix: Combine with 250ml–350ml of cold water. Give it a good shake; it’s designed to be smooth, not gritty.
The Window: Consume 20–30 minutes before your first set. You’ll feel the focus kick in before you even step into the squat rack.
The Golden Rule: Do NOT take this too close to bedtime unless you plan on staring at your ceiling tiles until 4 AM.
Extra Information
Serving Size - 1 Scoop (16g)
Servings Per Container - 20
Cost Per Serving - £1.64
All orders made before 4pm Mon-Fri will be shipped same day.
